Critics Need To Learn...

(This is from Anthony Lane at The New Yorker about Wedding Crashers)

...and sometimes ten per cent of your brain is just enough.

HALLELUJAH!

Akshay Kumar On Critics Slamming Kambakkht Ishq

“Honestly speaking for myself, if I want to see a movie I will, even if all my friends say it’s crap. In fact, it will only make me want to see it even more. We all don’t like sugar in our tea; so why would we all like the same movies? it’s simple. Trust your own judgment and not someone else's. That’s all I can say.”

You go man! Glad to know I'm not the only one that absolutely hates how they trash every non-serious movie that doesn't have some actor they've totally fallen in love with (aka... SRK).

Critics = failures.

What happened in their own lives to make them so bitter?

Bottom 5 Of The Past Month Or So

5- Weather: Stop raining. Seriously. Especially the thunderstorms.

4- MCAT: Yeah... you suck.

3- Bud Selig: You suck (no salary cap, etc.). We knew that. No, the problem was your MLB draft. The first round, especially. You are almost certainly the most boring person out there. I mean... my god, that was bad.

2- MLB '07- The Show: Start working again, damn it. I want to play.

1- Movie critics: Do they not know how to live anymore? All they can do is go and blast movie after movie. Look, I'm not looking to watch the next 'perfect' movie... a la Titanic (sucked) or SRK's Devdas (sucked) or what-not. Sometimes, I'm just in need of a comedy. Of course, you don't remember how to laugh, so you just see everything as stupid and serious and all. You all suck. Go away. For good.