Bottom 5 Of The Past Month Or So

5- Weather: Stop raining. Seriously. Especially the thunderstorms.

4- MCAT: Yeah... you suck.

3- Bud Selig: You suck (no salary cap, etc.). We knew that. No, the problem was your MLB draft. The first round, especially. You are almost certainly the most boring person out there. I mean... my god, that was bad.

2- MLB '07- The Show: Start working again, damn it. I want to play.

1- Movie critics: Do they not know how to live anymore? All they can do is go and blast movie after movie. Look, I'm not looking to watch the next 'perfect' movie... a la Titanic (sucked) or SRK's Devdas (sucked) or what-not. Sometimes, I'm just in need of a comedy. Of course, you don't remember how to laugh, so you just see everything as stupid and serious and all. You all suck. Go away. For good.

Bottom 5 As Of Very Recently

And it's back. The Bottom 5, after a slight hiatus.

5- Good movies. Where the hell have you gone?
4- Time. I need time to read, damn it.
3- Anatomy & Physiology. I can't memorize 2 classes. And I currently have 2 classes like that...
2- The Jazz. Is that how you end a season? Really?
1- April. Did March ever really end?

I'd have a top 5, but again... March never really ended. And that sucks.

Bottom 5 For Now...

I'm being a bit reserved, because March itself deserves 9 of the bottom 10 spots.

5- MCAT. Yeah, fine... I signed up. Now to find time to study...
4- Spring break. You call yourself a break? Well... guess what? You fail!
3- Anatomy & Physiology. I thought I had finally found some cool bio classes at the U. I was wrong.
2- HP. Your printer fu**ing sucks. Go shoot yourself, stupids.
1- March. Go away, please. I hate you. You and your stupid tourney and stupid weather.

Top 5 For Now... And A New Bottom 5

Top 5
5- Twitter
4- Burn After Reading (still have to watch it, but at least I have it now)
3- Spring Break (well, after work ends next Tuesday)
2- March Madness ('Cuse/UConn 6 OT game, anyone?)
1- Lawrence Borha!

Bottom 5 (the bottom 5 since yesterday, I guess)
5- Lack of free time
4- The NBA... that's right, let's make the game even more of a favoritism for the "stars" game
3- Refs behind the play that don't see the play and still call the foul
2- Twitter, v.2.0 new-look Facebook
1- Physics Lab... I really don't want to go

Bottom 5 At The Moment

5- UTA. Yeah... if I don't have to be at the U until 10, I'd like to be able to get there at 10. Not 8 or bust.
4- Work. Sorry, but if you're cutting into my spring break, you belong on the list.
3- The Utah Jazz. What was that? Maybe you guys should learn to play 4 quarters!
2- My physiology test. Oh fu**.
1- Chartwells. Yeah, when I ask for a cheese enchilada, and then you say okay, I expect a cheese enchilada. Bastards.

Chartwells is back where it belongs, UTA is too high right now, and Chuck Norris deserves a spot as well.

Chuck Norris didn't keep him out of my list... my physiology test did. Boom, roasted.

Bottom 5 For Now...

5- My physiology test. Ugh.
4- Chartwells. Ah... overprice school food.
3- Thieves. Go rot in hell. And why the hell don't we install a security thing by the door, a la Smiths or whatever?
2- University of Utah. Really regretting my decision, I think.
1- UTA!!! Utah's true assholes!

You know something is really wrong when Chartwells food isn't at the bottom of the list.