Bottom 5 Of The Past Month Or So

5- Weather: Stop raining. Seriously. Especially the thunderstorms.

4- MCAT: Yeah... you suck.

3- Bud Selig: You suck (no salary cap, etc.). We knew that. No, the problem was your MLB draft. The first round, especially. You are almost certainly the most boring person out there. I mean... my god, that was bad.

2- MLB '07- The Show: Start working again, damn it. I want to play.

1- Movie critics: Do they not know how to live anymore? All they can do is go and blast movie after movie. Look, I'm not looking to watch the next 'perfect' movie... a la Titanic (sucked) or SRK's Devdas (sucked) or what-not. Sometimes, I'm just in need of a comedy. Of course, you don't remember how to laugh, so you just see everything as stupid and serious and all. You all suck. Go away. For good.