Word From The 'Wise', Part V

Run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me ... you're fat.

Word From The 'Wise', Part IV

If life gives you a lemon... throw it back at twice the speed.

Word From The 'Wise', Part III

Others will do to you as you would do to them if places were reversed.

Word From The 'Wise', Part II

Fool you once, shame on me.
Fool you twice... you're a retard.

Word From The 'Wise', Part I

Treat others as they treat you.