And for those of you that are worried... don't be. There are no pictures of famous people (naked or not), save Abraham Lincoln on the front cover.
And it features this great paragraph...
Not that it kept me up nights. Let's face it. Messiahs come and go. Just last week I had a creep on table five who claimed that if I followed him, I would enjoy eternal joy in a place called Utah. He said I could have as many wives as I wanted but no caffeine. Get real. Me? Choose women over coffee? Please. Still, I was sorry to hear what happened to Jesus. He was a good tipper.
Can't ignore the mentions of Utah, no matter what.
The book is hilarious.
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